monkey turd

1. a piece of monkey shit
2. a dumb person

Monkey Turds piss me off

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

turd mongrel

A person who refuses to acclimate to the environment and proceeds to assume turd formation with persistence.

Don't mind Bob, he's being a real big turd mongrel tonight because I wouldn't stop at Mickey D's.

by Amylyssa McKrackii April 27, 2004

jerk turd

The act of going cocka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid cock.

I squatted over Christy's chest and dropped a huge log on her. She then picked it up as though it was a huge brown cock and performed the jerk turd on it.

by JBu September 16, 2005

Rat Turd

A small pellet of resin which was cleaned out of a weed pipe and formed into a smokeable little turd.... kind of nasty tasting....

For how much pot we've been smoking we sure are getting a lot of nasty little rat turds out of this pipe.

by haylox9 January 10, 2009

turd burglar

n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.

Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!

by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 30, 2008

turdburglar

The act of trespassing into an anus and snatching one's turd in an unsuspecting manner

That Goldstein is such a turdburglar. He likes the way they melt in is mouth and not in his hand

by Colonel Cockenstein October 29, 2003

Turd

One link of shit or a person that is a loser.

I stepped on one of the dog's turds.

Matthew is such a turd!

by jwaK March 21, 2009