schwanawana 

the weird hairs on the sides of girl's heads that never grow. ie: awkward girl sideburns

Susanna: " Geeze why does my hair look so weird?"
Amanda: "Duh it's the schwanawanas that are messing it up."

schwanawana by awkwarddancer October 30, 2009

Schwaquet 

a jacket and a sweater. we dont know wich. It could contain a zipper or buttons. They come in various shades and appeal to many

DUDE, i love that SCHWAQUET you're wearing. it matches your eyes.

Schwaquet by Bethnawmz November 4, 2009

Schwardak 

A nickname for the combined forces of Josh Schwartz and Chris Fedak. Known as the co-creators and executive producers of the television show CHUCK which airs on NBC.

Darlton:"Lost"::Schwardak:"Chuck"

Schwardak by rexsigma January 11, 2010

schwanktify 

To make awesome and irresistible to the female gender. To invite vacuous relationships into its realm.

Oh my God Dude, I sooo need yo schwanktify my my car so I can get me some Kitty!

schwanktify by chillersalami February 18, 2010

Schwahhhh 

a exclamation describing the stroking of a paintbrush.

As Casey paints his picture he releases a satidfied 'Schwahhhh' as his paintbrush touches the paper

Schwahhhh by happyhippyPOTomous February 20, 2010

Schwartzenegro 

A blackass badass mothefucker

Guy one: Holy shit! Is that Schwartzenegro?
Guy two: I think

(This conversation would have taken place if Schwartzenegro would have allowed these mortals to live)

Schwartzenegro by TehLawd March 12, 2010

schwaife 

A scientific measurment of the laterial length of one's penis

Dude, my nob is 2 and a half schwaifes long

schwaife by the jeddi May 17, 2010