suck my plums 

A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.

Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.

Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.

Smart Person: Who?

Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.

Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.

Scammer: Send bank details

suck my plums by Bastian - AZ June 1, 2016

suck my bucket 

A polite euphemism for suck my ass.

Well my dear, I would suggest you get down on your knees and suck my bucket!

suck my bucket by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

national suck off koen day 

National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th

Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.

national suck off koen day by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019

suck at everything 

The extremely easy-to-master skill of being horrible at absolutely everything, ever. To suck at everything, it generally helps if you're a whiney scene kid (or an angsty emo kid). This can go hand-in-hand with failing at life.

Did you see that loser? He completely sucks at everything.

suck at everything by nion January 16, 2005

Junk Socks 

As made famous in MTV's reality show Rob and Big by co-star Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Junk Socks are multi-purpose socks that can be used as normal socks on your best friend's feet, or as filler in the g-string of a male stripper to enhance one's manhood.

It was cold back stage at the strip club as Big Black was warming up to go on-stage one last time to perform as "Black Lavender". With nothing on but his stripper sweats and g-string, Black complains about the size of his goods.

Black: "When you get nervous, you get a small package. I got the littlest wiener in Hollywood right now."

Rob: "Stuff it."

Rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to Black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. Afterwards, Black returns the socks to Rob who then puts them back on his feet.

Rob: "I feel a little weird putting these Junk Socks back on my feet."

Black: "Junk socks are the best socks."

Junk Socks by T-Cell October 29, 2009

ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger 

when a crackhead is so horribly ruined, poor and hungry that they will suck a persons dick for a cheeseburger.

you walk out of mcdonalds and a crazy homeless man runs up to you ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!

ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger by xray500 August 13, 2011

flames suck 

Common hockey phrase referring to the Calgary Flames and their complete lack of skill, speed and grit. They have an obvious inferiority complex to their rivals to the north, the Edmonton Oilers. Flames fans say they are sick of hearing about The Oil and their 5 Stanley Cups. I'd be sick of hearing about it too if I cheered for a team that has only one Stanley Cup. Now the inferiority complex is getting even worse for Flames fans as they witness the Oilers young exciting line-up surely to win future championships while the Flames roster continues to get older and slower with no hope for the future.

I have played a lot of hockey, watched a lot of hockey and have a decent knowledge of the game. Any person with a brain for hockey knows that the flames suck.

flames suck by ShooterCole January 30, 2012