poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.

Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.

by rip-trip July 8, 2021

your opinion is not needed

The title says it all

Your opinion is not needed m8

by hollaback-girl June 26, 2016

Skinny as a needle

Britney Spears

Person 1: Have you heard “Toxic” by Skinny As A Needle?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Britney Spears?
Person 1: Yes!

by jennahasabasketballgametmrw June 27, 2019

poop needle

After you have anal sex with a girl and the next time you pee, a needle of poop comes out of your dick

Last night me and my girl did anal without a condom. Woke up this morning and pissed the nastiest poop needle ever

by Big Casey March 2, 2014

needle dick

A very small penis

xdsl has "needle dick"

by {-$mokeD!-} February 9, 2004

needs more impse

The general consensus that a certain person, place, thing, or idea needs to involve more impsex.

Doom needs no more impse.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.

by TAS September 4, 2005

Dirty Needle

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers. This is when two friends sleep with the same guy.

They both hooked up with that guy. They shared a dirty needle.

by Maderous June 15, 2011