Lapchop

Lapchop - someone who is stoned enough or smoking weed and forgets to bring their tools to work . Dumbfounded at forgetting to bring something 100% needed to the job you're working . Keys ,tools, water, gas, blueprints ,etc

Fucking idiots at jjob site today the lapchop foreman didn't bring the specifications sheet to finish electrical and inspection is in an hour

by Powderglyceride1369 February 6, 2019

laphin

When you know someone that’s being a total pussy and needs to grow the fuck up

John:”your such a laphin”

Johnny: “suck my dick bitch no wonder your mum killed herself”

John: “maybe your not a laphin.. WoRdS hUrT”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Laptop kid

Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.

His name is Louis Elcombe and he's got a laptop he must be a Laptop kid what a retard!

by Patrick Roy______ May 3, 2019

Lapriya

Pretty and a badass and have a bad ass attitude

Name is lapriya

by Lapriya May 13, 2019

Laps

To do laps is to fuck up in the most fucked up way

You’re doing laps bro (you’re fucking up bro)

by Funky but chunky August 27, 2019

Lapsy Wapsy

when a person closes their laptop

*insert name* close the lapsy wapsy

by brother x2 August 31, 2019

laparis

the nigga who fucked lesli

damn laparis took my women

by lovelife1123 October 10, 2019