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joy despret 

‘Let’s kill all the joy desprets’ -Juno Birch
joy despret by dryocean June 8, 2020
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Desaggelation 

The worst kind of pretend office punish meant to mess with annoying workers. This word comes from The Office Season 3, Disc 4. The conversation where this word comes up is written below.
*Jim walks into the office late*
*As he sits down Dwight hands him a yellow slip of paper*
Jim Halpert: Oh, what's this?
Dwight Schrute: That is a demerit.
Jim Halpert: *reads* "Jim Halpert. Tardiness." Oh, I love it already
Dwight Schurte: You've got to learn Jim. You are a second in command, but that does not put you above the law.
Jim: Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions. Like, what does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way. You do not want to recieve three of those.

Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.

Jim: Now, that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh, it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll recieve a verbal warning. Keep it up and you're looking at a written warning. Two, of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary reveiw, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immeadiate superior.

Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full desaggelation.
Dwight: What's a... What's that?
Jim: Oh you don't want to know.
*Dwight looks horrified*
Desteny is a girl who loves to party, likes to go crazy, has lots of cool friends, And loves food, and she pretty beautiful. Desteny is a awesome friend and makes a great body guard and makes a great girlfriend.
Brittney- who's tht

Daniel - I don't know she looks like a Desteny
Desteny by Desteny March 31, 2015

a Desmond 

from Wikipedia

Lower second-class honours degree in the UK
This is the second division of second-class degrees and is abbreviated as "2:2" or "II.ii" (pronounced two-two).

In rhyming slang a lower second-class honours degree is known as a "Desmond", after Desmond Tutu.
"I missed out on a 2-1, I got a Desmond"
a Desmond by GMC1963 January 25, 2016
Desia is a fun loving person. Smart and funny it's easy for her to make friends and have a good time. One to party on occasion but always enjoys time with her friends.
"That girl seems to be having a great time with her friends"

"Of course, that's Desia"
desia by TheSailingDude May 22, 2016

conan the destroyer 

The most kick ass man in all of history. Known for getting the girls and killing the bad guys. A precedent for James Bond, but instead of using a gun, he uses a sword.
Conan the destroyer just pillaged the village.
conan the destroyer by Seabass January 20, 2005