zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.

"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"

zombie crotch by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013

Happy Crotch 

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.

Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.

Happy Crotch by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014

sex crotch

a crotch that is smelly and moist proceeding sexual intercourse. Sex crotch happens after intercourse.

Alexandra said, "I must take a shower before work because i have sex crotch."

Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"

Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "

sex crotch by skjco August 21, 2016

Boob crotch 

Cleavage

Damn, her boob crotch is 5 inches long

I call dibs!

Boob crotch by LorelaiGilmore July 31, 2016

Clorox Crotch 

When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.

Man, Jamal has got some rank ass clorox crotch goin' on. Dude needs to take a shower!

Clorox Crotch by Cool James and Black Teacher October 12, 2016

cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch

Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard

cotton crotch by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016

Cold Crotch 

When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.

“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”

Cold Crotch by LadyPink666 January 11, 2019