Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.

Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.

by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014

Zen Den

A female version of the man cave; a place of solace and peace.

I retreated to my zen den for a meditation, some reading and a cup of tea.

by HollywoodHash October 20, 2016