Joke Choke

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.

I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish

by adiz97 April 25, 2011

A Vaginal Choke-Slam

Is where a 21st century woman takes what she wants and locks some clueless guy down into the marriage-baby-house trifecta in under 2 years. Fast work lady!

"Brian totally got a vaginal choke-slammed and we never see him anymore!"

by Jacky P May 5, 2014

choke

excellent, high quality or highly desirable...when referring to anything from contraband to rare native plant species to skilled surfers and windsurfers

I hear it used more often on Hawaiian Islands

He shreds. He plays choke licks and riffs. or (holding a blunt) This is choke!

by Dirtt April 9, 2006

choke on it

when someone tells you to do something and you imagine shoving a big cock in their mouth as a response (whether you be a man or a women or something else)

One of my employees was always late to work, always doing poor quality work and came and demanded a raise. Since I cant tell him directly, I used sign language to tell him to "choke on it" imagining gagging him with my dick as he struggled to connect his useless brain to his disabled mouth.

by Nick Sokolnikov April 15, 2021

Diet Coke

The diet version of a carbonated soft drink made by Coca-cola (formerly known as Coke)
Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"

"Doctor, why has my husband gotten cancer??"

"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"

by defiler19 April 11, 2010

coke head

see Kevin McSwiggan of Glendora NJ

Kev has baby momma drama but he deserves it because he is a coke head

by [e-mail] December 14, 2008

Kalamazoo Coke Whore

When male is about to bust his nut, he removes penis from hole and places tip up nose. Once tip is up the nose and nut has occurred, the famale snorts the cum up her nose like a like of coke...

Man when i gave that girl a kalamazoo coke whore last night she snorted a 8ball of my cum.

by Timmy, Bizzle and Cookie March 15, 2009