Instead of the standard Hawaiian Islands, Royal Hawaiian Islands refers to the act of having doggie-style anal sex in a raw dawgfashion and withdrawing just before orgasm in order to paint the Islands on her back.
I told Sally I just wanted to rub it between her butt cheeks a bit, but when she let me slip inside her A-hole, it totally made me give her a full dose of the Royal Hawaiian Islands all over her back.
When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.
This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.
After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!