Test!

Derogative term.
Derived from the way a Greek may call someone an Arhidi (a testicle).

Place of origin: N Melbourne (Aust)

You're such a test!

Hey there goes that test again.

TEST!

by fano March 31, 2005

testiclay

Another pronunciation of the word testicles. It has been made famous by the character Emily Howard in Little Britain.

'Little ladies' testiclay'. (Emily Howard)

by yetanothermike February 4, 2007

Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you

"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"

by do it jiggle February 25, 2020

Blood Test Sex

The type of sex that necessitates a blood test afterwards when the STD status of the other person is unknown--intercourse (vaginal and anal), oral sex, ...anything that allows fluids to mingle.

"Did you fuck that girl last night?"
"Just a handjob, no blood test sex."

by The Ripper January 16, 2005

Testicle Eyes

Eyes that are very sensitive to light.

Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.

Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.

by Ekaven April 13, 2010

glaucoma test

The most barbaric test in all of medicine

"Now it's time for the glaucoma test, look at the little red dot"
"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"

by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006

testifying

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

by toastedbread July 7, 2011