glaucoma test

The most barbaric test in all of medicine

"Now it's time for the glaucoma test, look at the little red dot"
"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"

by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006

Age Challenge

To masterbate your age number of times in one twenty four hour period.

"Scott what's wrong? You're white as a ghost."
..."I just completed the age challenge"
"Jesus Christ, you're 42, you know that's not recommended for anyone over 21"

by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006