technowankery

An unnecessary or detrimental implementation of technology.

Bob: It would have been a good website if it weren't for all the Flash technowankery.
Bill: I spent 3 days on that Flash intro!
Bob: You're a twat!

by Club McChisel May 5, 2008

technostalgia

Nostalgia for simpler technologies. Typically induced by technological hypersaturation of the early twenty-first century.

At the thought of my teens, I was overcome with technostalgia for the clunky bulk of my first cassette walkman.

by MC Le Roux September 26, 2008

Technobilly

combination of "technological" and "hillbilly" A person who is Knowledgeable but not from formal training.Someone who may look like a "bumpkin" but is very capable of fixing even complicated equipment.

Jack may not have finished college, but he is a real "technobilly" when it comes to fixing the printer.

by erich sorenson June 13, 2008

technolegit

a defense of techno as a unique and legitimate form of musical expression

Dude, I'm sick of these etards let's bail. Well maybe the crowd's a little messed up, but technolegit.

by punk intended January 23, 2009

Technoballs

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.

Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!

by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009

technovating

Technology + renovating

Upgrading a place with home automation technology. This will usually include a whole-house audio system, network-based thermostat control, touch screen computer interfaces, home surveillance, and motion-sensitive lighting.

I just finished technovating my house. I can access my music and movies from anywhere in the house, check up on my home security from work, and even control the thermostat over the internet!

by thraco November 6, 2009

technograndiosity

(n.) - The idea that our fossil fuel-dependent lifestyle will continue on for many centuries yet to come, thanks to future advances in technology.

"I'm just praying that our car and airplane culture will survive well into the next few centuries thanks to our common belief in technograndiosity. "

overheard at a watercooler in San Antonio, Texas, Nobvember 10, 2010

by PRwiz101 November 16, 2010