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apple sauce 

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.
apple sauce by RNPS December 29, 2008

sauce possum 

a female who gets really drunk and horny, but is so wasted by the time u get her to your bed to slay her that she lays dead on the bed like a possum in the road.
Wake up bitch! I ain't got time for no sauce possum slut like you!
sauce possum by Shadie August 23, 2006

Mushroom sauce 

Dude, I fuckin' gave her an extra helping of mushroom sauce on her face.
Mushroom sauce by Mikey February 16, 2004

tarter sauce 

1.) A Sauce used for eatting fish.
2.) A term used to describe the act of being upset.
ie: when your upset about something.... instead of saying damn you say tarter sauce
tarter sauce by jblue boy July 20, 2008

bronco berry sauce

When your girl (or lover) is giving head and at climax she proceeds to punch their testicles causing ejaculation to contain blood.
"I found out my boyfriend was cheating so I got him in bed and he asked for a bj so I gave him a bronco berry sauce, he never wanted it rough again"

sauce bernaise syndrome 

Being sickened by the taste, smell or even thought of a particular food or drink because, on a previous occasion you became ill shortly after consuming it. Your mind has made a connection between the food/drink and the illness although it was purely coincidental, and the food/drink item actually was not the cause of the illness.
You are dining on steak with Sauce Bernaise. Shortly after eating it you become violently ill. In fact you came down with the flu, and you would have become ill just then regardless of what you ate. Nevertheless, your mind connects the illness with the sauce bernaise, and ever after whenever you taste, smell, see or even think of sauce bernaise your stomach gets queasy because you think it was what caused you to get ill.