Jolly Roger

A sexual encounter that involves an amputee, eye patch, feather, and exactly 15 crackers. The partner (gender neutral) receiving the penetration must be an amputee and must have exactly 15 crackers stuffed in their mouth at the time of ejaculation. The "Pitcher" must be wearing an eye patch and must have a feather to tickle the receiver with....thus the jolly part of the roger.

My good friend Dave was pitching the jolly roger to his girlfriend from the VA hospital last night.

by skygod03 April 25, 2011

Roger Meshitta

An unfortunate named soul.

Job Tile: Clerk
Candidate: Roger Meshitta
Chances of success: Slim to none

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Roger Cicero

Roger Cicero (full name: Roger Marcel Cicero Ciceu) was born July 6th, 1970 in Berlin. He is a German jazz musician. He competed for Germany in the 2007 Eurovision Song Contest and finished 19th in the rankings.

Some of Roger Cicero's best songs include:
Murphys Gesetz
Frauen Regier'n Die Welt (the song he sung at the ESC)
Zieh die Schuh' aus

by RogerCiceroFan January 2, 2009

robert brown

Robert Brown is the kind of guy who words will never be able to fully describe. He's the guy who is there for you when you are down and will celebrate with you when you are happy. He doesn't find himself attractive yet he manages to be the cutest and sexy man you know. The respect he gives you will out way anything you've ever experienced before and it'll make you feel like the Queen(or king) you are. The effort Robert Brown puts forth makes you melt like ice cream on a hot summers day and the happiness you feel from it makes you love him more and more. Despite being shy in person, he definitely not shy in bed. Those strong hands make you feel safer than ever. If you ever get a Robert Brown, the worst thing you could do is let him believe he isn't worth it. He'll make you worth it to him, and you should never let him go.

Girl #1: OMG this guy is so amazing, he's not just boyfriend material, he's husband material.
Girl #2: Dang girl!!! Sounds like you got yourself a Robert Brown!

by SSmnyoduesp March 9, 2017

robert and natalia

when you are meeting someone and swear you are just friends and nothing more

friend: hey are you and that girl dating
me : no we are just robert and natalia

by unicornDL7 February 11, 2018

Robert Carpenter

An absolute bum Lord.
Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.

A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.

A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.

Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.

If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.

Would rather talk to road kill.

Oh dear there's a Robert carpenter.
Keep walking

by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

Roger Moore

Sex act whereby the index and middle finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky finger is inserted into the anus and thrust with vigour. Aka - ‘two in the pink one in the stink’ or ‘the shocker’.

Guy 1: I gave my girlfriend a Roger Moore last night!

Guy 2: Did she enjoy it?
Guy 1: No.

by I'vebeenRileyed May 19, 2019