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Jolly Roger

A sexual encounter that involves an amputee, eye patch, feather, and exactly 15 crackers. The partner (gender neutral) receiving the penetration must be an amputee and must have exactly 15 crackers stuffed in their mouth at the time of ejaculation. The "Pitcher" must be wearing an eye patch and must have a feather to tickle the receiver with....thus the jolly part of the roger.

My good friend Dave was pitching the jolly roger to his girlfriend from the VA hospital last night.

by skygod03 April 25, 2011