muffin

Muffin- the words mother and fucking..slammed into one word..that you can say in front of your parents...without them knowing!! :D

i hated that muffin movie!!!

by Suckit15 November 9, 2009

horn muffin

A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)

{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!

by Fouldsy March 10, 2008

Butter the Muffin

while snowboarding, manual your tail then 180 and manual front

"Man, I was shredin' some sweet cherry cherry pow pow, when all of a sudden I decided to butter the muffin that made everybody look. Yeah, bro!"

by Paul Miracle December 22, 2007

Muffin Top

A member of the female sex who adorns herself prodominantly in clothing too small for herself, creating an effect of her figure spilling out over the top of her pants, resembling the top of a muffin. Muffin tops are generally unaware of their condition, and typically even believe that they are MORE attractive than non-muffin tops. These females are very easily spotted in nearly all social events, and the muffin tops even parade themselves about in a way to advertise their willingness to participate in sexual activity with willing members of BOTH sexes. Most of the time, muffin tops can be found in the pressence of and under the influence of alcohol and other substances.

"look at jessica, in those pants she is a total muffin top, they must be at least 2 sizes too small, and her fat stomache is spilling out all over the place!"

by Mike Clark February 15, 2006

Muffins on Muffins

Muffins on Muffins is general "Prep" slang for Arguing over the same general principle, agreeing, and not realizing your both on the same side of the argument.

It was created in early 2005, and spread wildly through the east coast of the United States. It was mostly used by people tripping on acid at Techno gigs, who were arguing over pseudo-politics.
People who were also on "A" would call the two participating, "Arguing about Muffins on Muffins"


It has recently traveled to 4chan and Gaia.com, making it almost instantly to Netspeak status.

Remember when Azu and Slow were arguing over who liked kittens the most, and they both thought it was DjTaka? Azu kept calling him Taka, and Slow kept calling him DJ, so they thought they were talking about other people? Damn, they were arguing over Muffins on Muffins!

by Azu January 25, 2005

strawberry muffin bomb

The extremely adverse effects of womanhood that result in emotional devastation to all those surrounding. Much like an atomic bomb, but slightly more frightening. Targets anyone who does not share the problem. Occurs frequently and can be prepared for by boarding up windows and removing all sharp objects. You should also avoid doing anything aggravating to a victim of SMB. && resembles strawberries.

Stupid man victim: Can you pass the salt?

Ticking SMB: Am I fucking here to serve you, you lazy bastard!!! Do you know the fuckin pain I am in you dumb fucking fuck!!! Do you really love me!!!!! And were you lying when you said these pants didn't make me look fat!!?!

*tick,tick,tick*

Stupid man victim: Uhh um shit. Sorry? Salt , bad, got it?? I love you? ummmmm..... is it that time of the....

*BOOM*

Stupid man victim dies tragic death far too horrific to describe. Strawberry muffin bomb strikes again!!!

by smbvictims February 18, 2008

scissor muffing

When two females rub their crotches together resembling two pair of scissors cutting each other in half.

I saw the lesbos scissor muffing on the school bus.

by Jason M. Mills June 12, 2008