Hand Jerk And Flick

The act of Moving your hand in a linear motion back and forth as if you were masturbating, then flicking your hand as if you were cumming/sperming/jizzing onto someone

used as an insult, anyone who doesnt obey your authority

you wip out your hand and masturbate your invisible penis then jizz all over them to insult them with an imaginary pearl necklace with your hand jerk and flick

by Dylmatex May 24, 2014

Goin' to Jersey

Taking' a woman by the back door (i.e., anal sex).

Hey John, I'm Goin' to Jersey with Jen tonight, and she's gonna moan all the way to pleasure town!

by Ryan Eaves May 8, 2006

international circle-jerk

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.

"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."

by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009

Jerry Falwell

A man who will be surely missed by ALL of the loony toons.

Jerry falwell died on Nay 15, 2007 after chocking on one too many peices of bullshit. May he rest in peice.

by Nick Ulanowski June 18, 2007

Uncle Jerry

The act of defecating in your pants, caused by intoxication, and smearing your feces all over a friends bedroom, bathroom, desk and even yourself.

"Hey Tony let's go to Steve's house and give him an Uncle Jerry!"

by benjboy January 23, 2009

Jeramie

A cool ass person who's coolness is only beaten by their ballin ass personality. Sometimes referred to as cocky but likes to think of himself as confident. Can be a dick when angered. Musically inclined and very cute.

Hey did you see jeramie punch that dude in the locker room?

Hey dude jeramie is so good at snare drum
I cant believe jeramie and danielle still go out

by A girlwholikes to have fun February 26, 2009

jerk rag

n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis

I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.

by Bill Brasky September 3, 2005