Condoleezza Rice

She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.

Have no fear, Condoleezza Rice is here, and she may be your next President!

by Hugh G Rection August 7, 2006

the anal condom enigma

when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.

Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.

by holla holla back ching chang May 11, 2007

no condom

optimal method of performing sexual act, implies no use of protection, ideally without birth control medecine

I banged this girl 'no condom', j. no c.'d, might be time for the rusty coat-hanger

by Mexicanny August 12, 2006

Condom poker

Someone Who pokes holes in comdoms

Mana And Techy are condom pokers

by oKinky November 23, 2009

the CONDOR

The act of rearing up like a bird mid-cloitis, and screeching like a condor or for the more patriotic, a Bald Eagle.

"Dude so i was fucking this chick in the ass last night, and i totally gave her the condor.

by Cap'n Condor November 8, 2008

Condomination

The act of dominating a conversation by going on and on, interrupting, or trying to guess what the other person is going to say next.

Rosie O' Donnell never lets people get aword in edgewise. Her show is pure condomination.

by John Tollefson January 4, 2007

Condoschmerz

Literally "condo pain" or "condo weariness," the deep sorrow and psychological pain one feels as one's city becomes destroyed by rapid, ubiquitous luxury condo development. Often results in disorientation.

I got lost in such a fog of condoschmerz while walking through the overdeveloped streets of the gentrified Lower East Side, I couldn't find my way home.

by Jeremiah Moss November 12, 2007