peter and the test tube babies

A bad ass punk band with a funny vocalist

Banned from the pubs get outta this place cause we dont like your face

by mike August 17, 2004

testcycles

Where you sit on your balls and ride them down the street.

"Hey, ma! I'm gonna ride my testcycles to the store; you want anything?"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

IG Test

The IG test can be applied in many circumstances, and is used to insult a gullable and stupid hetrosexual. The IG test is something which you ask the target to take. The IG test is always prefixed with the targets initials. The IG test simply stands for "Is Gay"

David Miller:- OMG, i cant get my car to start.
You:- Well did you check the battery?
David Miller:- Huh?, battery? Huh?
You:- Okay well did you do the DMIG test?
David Miller:- DMIG? Huh? Whats DMIG???
<<Pause>>
You:- David Miller Is Gay!

by DMIG October 26, 2011

Crash Test Dummy

A sexual act performed while driving a motor vehicle. The male driver is being reversed straddled by the female passenger. Just before he blows his load, he slams on the brakes and forces her head into the steering wheel making the horn sound.

Cindy had a massive headache after I made her my Crash Test Dummy.

by Larry and Vince October 6, 2003

Test pilot

Short for "A test pilot in a Broom Factory"
Shorthand for a domineering or authoritarian person who want things to go thier way by any means, or not at all.

The new secretary is a test pilot.
This bureaucrat is the chief test pilot.

by Magnificent Mutley October 18, 2008

witches test

In engineering, any destructive test which results in the system under test being destroyed even if the system passes the test. Usually done more for the entertainment value of destruction instead of achieving any scientific end. Refers to the Renaissance-era test in which a (supposed) witch was thrown into a large body of water--if she drowns, she's not a witch..if she floats, she's a witch and was killed by another method. Both results of the test result in death.

Me:"Don't send your antique radio to Ignautius, he only does witches tests."
My friend:"What does he do?"
Me:"If a fuse blows he replaces it with a higher amperage fuse until something else blows."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 25, 2006

Testes Test

What you end up spelling when you're meaning to type "test" over and over.

Here is some sample text: testestest testes test

by Solar March 11, 2004