Madame Bovary Syndrome 

From Gustave Flaubert’s 1857 novel, modern Madame Bovary syndrome refers to a woman plagued with tendency to assume massive consumer debt in order to support a chic or extravagant life-style.

My rejection of the “ownership society” clashed with my former wife’s Madame Bovary Syndrome. Her profligate consumerism and aspirations for the “pretty life” lead to mountains of credit card debt.

Madame Bovary Syndrome by Muyuna April 12, 2005

Little Bitch Syndrome 

When Someone has a disorder where they literally are a little bitch. Otherwise known as LBS...

A disorder where people cannot take pain, have ridiculous emotional problems, or are a little bitch.

Doc, i hurt my elbow and i cant stop crying..

Doctor: well im gonna prescribe you some LBS pills.

Whats is that doc?

Doctor: little bitch syndrome Pills.

Little Bitch Syndrome by Alex Gold July 28, 2009

Ann Coulter Syndrome 

A disease uncanny to anorexia, which causes a Republican woman to deprive herself of food because she truly hates herself deep down inside and lacks sexual pleasure. The person afflicted is typically blond and has a low IQ.

Dam, did you see that stupid Republican chic Elizabeth Hasselbeck, from The View yesterday? She definitely has a serious case of Ann Coulter Syndrome.

Ann Coulter Syndrome by more yogurt please July 27, 2010

white rabbit syndrome 

This is a condition in which the person often or always has the feeling of being late. From the White Rabbit in Lewis Carroll's ALICE IN WONDERLAND.

While the life of a psychology graduate student is not often solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short, there is always more to do than there is time to do it in, and the white rabbit syndrome emerges.

white rabbit syndrome by eViL pOp TaRt May 1, 2006

Karaoke Syndrome 

The inability to listen to a song without singing aloud.

She's got karaoke syndrome band, she sings every song she hears.

Karaoke Syndrome by Something915 August 25, 2010

metropolitan innundation syndrome 

Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.

The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).

The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.

Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!

Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.

metropolitan innundation syndrome by fox September 6, 2005

Fish-mouth Syndrome 

A prevalent facial defect found on SJWs and feminists where their mouths are permanently slunk down to the sides of their chin, thus giving the appearance of a retarded fish. These features are often accompanied with the standard privilege checker glasses, a huge honking nose that blows when triggered, and unfitting hair colors.

Doctor: I'm sorry to say that you have developed Fish-mouth Syndrome due to prolonged exposure to Tumblr.

Girl: PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fish-mouth Syndrome by IReallyDontLikeYou May 12, 2016