The fakest town in America, everyone here is the same: boring, rich, stuck-up, snobby, and overall asshole. Filled with more posers than an Avril Lavigne concert. People claim to be "ghetto" but never even laid eyes on a black person. The kids have never heard of a thing called "getting a job" so their parents buy everything for them. The town along with Millburn is mostly filled with assholes, dirtbags and japs. And yea there are more jews than Israel here. 3 maybe 4 black people live there. I've taken shits with more personality than anyone in Short Hills. Being poor is considered driving a car under 20K, living in a 2 story house and not being able to afford the latest 100 dollar pair of jeans at abercrombie. The parents spoil their kids like priests prey on little boys...ALOT. The school system is good, yet everyone is a drug addict(when I went there at least.) People usually go in the woods to smoke weed during lunch. The typical attire with a typical dipshit at Millburn High School was this: Stupid yellow striped polo shirt, sandals with socks(who the fuck does that, why wear sandals with socks, that's the whole point of sandals) and $100 jeans. The kids drive nicer cars than the teachers could ever imagine. I remember this one stoner guy in my class, he got into his car high and drove into a building and died. That was the happiest day of my life. It's just one less shit eater on the road to worry about. It's like MTV bought a lot of New Jersey and built a town.
I used to live in Short Hills/Millburn. Thank god I moved. I once got a $25 ticket for parking out on the street when visiting someone overnight. What the hell? Where the fuck do you want me to park? The driveway was fucking full. Though I didn't pay it and never plan to, I can say one thing. Suck my pasty white, flabby, lard-filled, hairy, dimpled ass. I will never go back to that town.
Synonyms: Millburn, Hot Topic, Bullshit, unoriginal.
Antonyms: anything else.
Synonyms: Millburn, Hot Topic, Bullshit, unoriginal.
Antonyms: anything else.
by David Guissarri August 6, 2006
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