Switchfoot

(n)
(1)a sexual act in which one gay teenage male jacks off another gay teengage male until they ejaculate all over each other's balls while listening to the annoying, talentless band Switchfoot
(2) an annoying, talentless band

(1) I was flirting with Mike one moment, talking about our favorite band, Switchfoot, and the next moment I was in Mike's room performing Switchfoot on him.
(2) Yeah, lets go see the band Switchfoot in concert and die!

by Mr. Miyagi April 26, 2005

Switch

There's this game my father taught me years ago it's called switch, the premise of the game is you take one finger, put it in your mouth, the other goes up your asshole and when he says go you switch

Yo, me and papa played a good game of switch

by Mob Bgrann August 25, 2017

Switch Kid

a switch kid is a kid who has a nintendo switch and never uses anything else just their switch

ey when will you stop being such a switch kid like really get a computer or something

by i like to eat big poopoos October 22, 2019

Switch Hitter

Someone seemingly straight. Bats for the other team instead.

Chris is such a Switch Hitter, we don't even know how he got his wife.

by Trednek7 June 21, 2021

Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

by Cheech Kenpachi August 17, 2011

Pepper Switch

A person who makes a bet with their friends to eat spicy peppers. After eating the first one, he/she hides the second pepper and pretends to re-eat the first one. Because they suck at being a trickster, they get caught. He/she is now labeled "Pepper Switch".

Frat Kid "Bro…I defenitly just saw Douchebag Doerr hide that second pepper."
Douchebag Doerr "No, that was the third one!"
Frat Kid "Oh, now dominos gives three peppers with each pizza. What a Pepper Switch"

by ThatShitPray December 17, 2011

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job.

Receiving a blow job on a freshly circumcised penis (stitches intact), whilst smoking a bong to prevent over expansion

by Always nuvola October 19, 2017