satexual

A "satexual" is someone who only has feelings for sataneek

Girl 1: Hey! Look at that boy. He's so cute.

Girl 2: I can't really tell, I'm satexual.

by sataneekworld December 9, 2018

Salted/Salty

when you are pissed off at someone...

BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries

by Boiat101 January 14, 2019

Satellite Channel

A channel in which a banned YouTuber uses so he or she can be still on the platform

Keemstar dramaalert it's just a satellite channel since he was banned for life

by EmJayee January 28, 2019

Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019

Salteado/a

Crooked, or uneven in Spanish Slang terms

Salteado/a: Spanish slang word meaning crooked “o”-ending when referring to masculine noun and “a”-ending when referring to a feminine noun

Sentence:

La pintura en la pared está salteado.
The painting on the wall is crooked.

by Latté April 30, 2019

Scatemojical Dysphoria

Noun - A condition where one is self-conscious because they believe their poop is supposed to be the same consistency as a 💩 emoji.

She wouldn’t poop in any toilet outside of her home because she had scatemojical dysphoria.

by Jazzdrummer1 May 18, 2019

Seateater

A lesser bootlicker, or someone who defends a gaming youtuber way too hard.

"Even though ProJared is obviously a bad person, Johnny proceeded to be a seateater and defend his ass."

by iamjonstewart June 15, 2019