When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
by Captain Hotpants August 12, 2015
by HalalFriedChicken April 04, 2021
The act of putting off all homework and studying in the hope that the next day will be surprise holiday.
1:Man I got so much Chem work, no way I'll finish it all.
2:Yeah I do too, but I'm playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if I don't win though, well I screwed for the test.
1: That's risky man, very risky.
2:Yeah I do too, but I'm playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if I don't win though, well I screwed for the test.
1: That's risky man, very risky.
by DasBoot,DasBoot January 25, 2013
A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.
Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!
by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010
Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner
by 2PS May 30, 2019
When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.
"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."
by Elixer0 May 18, 2008
A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!
by Jörg December 11, 2006