spicy can opener

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018

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Open Fortress

A mod for Team Fortress 2 that adds a new deathmatch gamemode and a new class: The Mercenary.

My favourite TF2 mod is Open Fortress

by Wario1212331132 January 14, 2021

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open frame

The beer you opened but failed to start or finish because you passed out.

I left an open frame next to my bed last night, and had to hold my nose to chug it--worst hair of the dog ever...

by McDangeroos August 25, 2013

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How, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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AYO FOOOO OPEN UP

when your friend gets angry at you or when the FBI finds out you have been hiding 16 bodies for 17 years.

AYO FOOOO OPEN UP FOR IM GONNA MAKE SURE YOUR LIFE IS A LIVING HELL

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW October 22, 2022

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The Fudge Gates Are Open

Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.

Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.

by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022

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