Monday’d

Getting ignored or forgotten during the weekend or social events and only remembered when you get to reality of Monday.

Sorry I didn’t text you all weekend. No worries I knew I would get Monday’d.

by Laylalilani September 20, 2025

Monda

something a random kid said

Lets go to the park on monda

by Yepimazure ツ November 23, 2025

Mondel

(Verb) To smash with a hammer.

Me and my friends mondeled E.T. after finding him wandering near the parkway.

by Scarmigliodon December 5, 2025

Retro-mondo

A type of exclamation or bark characteristic of middle-class American stoners, often from southwestern areas of the US, made after inhaling a large bongful of decent cannabis

Man, how RETRO-MONDO (cough, cough).

by Perezoso August 10, 2006

JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.

I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.

by Seafra October 9, 2008

Moonshine Monday

The day of the week when people (specifically college students) Drink a homemade brew of alcohol.

Yo its Moonshine Monday get out that brew you have under your bed!

by Beagle Love April 8, 2009

Raspberry Monday

When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.

Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.

Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!

by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010