When a guy or girl has two dicks in their ass and then asks for a large, ribbed dildo to finish the night off.
by RVJ forever April 29, 2019
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Made popular by the television show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Made popular by the television show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I'm jonesing for some chocolate.
by Paro May 19, 2005
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i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones
by sadfasfdsaf September 8, 2004
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Get the Dyke Jones mug.When an MLB player gets signed a big contract or a contract in general and doesn't do jack shit for their team. Derived from Andruw Jones who signed a 2 year $45 million contract for the Dodgers and didnt do shit.
Juan Uribe with 2 World Series signed with the Dodgers is Jonesing it up with them in 2012 hitting .190
by Alweeeezy August 4, 2012
Get the Jonesing mug.Amanda Jones is a beast that was thought to be killed off in the 1800s. But when the scene/emo era evolved, she was transformed into the body of a smelly, fat, hairy, teenager who wore skinnies and too-tight tanktops. She is often represented by a big circle with a cloud over the head, because drawing the real thing would curse you. Amanda Jones is an evil god (they do not even believe her to be a female) who has bad breath. People do not walk around Jenny Craig anymore because it was proven by ghost experts that Amanda Jones would spawn there and wreck havoc to anybodys eyes. People do not draw/google her anymore because her face would cause external/internal damage or bleeding.
by Rahamyyy December 25, 2009
Get the Amanda Jones mug.1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
1. You just mike jonesed my snapple dawg.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.
Baseball:
1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?
Informal:
1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.
Baseball:
1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?
Informal:
1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
by Tony Pain December 1, 2007
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