Sludge Hammer

When a male smears his penis in shit and repeatedly cocksmacks his girlfriend, usually performed in a construction site porto-potty.

Yeah, we were working on the new municipal building and I gave my girlfriend the old Sludge Hammer during lunch break.

Sludge Hammer by DieMinze May 17, 2010

velvet hammer

A very soft hammer. It would not hurt if someone smacked you around with it.

smack!

velvet hammer by person yo-yo July 24, 2003

Go Hammer 

When one absolutely destroys their opponent; Founded by HxTOWN.

we just fucked them dudes up, we go hammer.

Go Hammer by HxTOWN January 18, 2011

red and white hammer 

when a man is about to ejaculate you take a hammer and hit his testicles so blood and skeet come flying out

that guy wanted some more excitement so i gave him a red and white hammer.

red and white hammer by hammer69 August 6, 2008

tripple h hammer 

Tripple H hammer ,Noun. The tripple H hammer is an acronym for "Holy Homo Hammer", which is the fictional Hammer/scepter held by the Homolord(see Homolord). It represents all things homosexual.

That green Honda in Fast and the Furious is gay as the Tripple H Hammer.

tripple h hammer by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits 

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits by manfromengland November 10, 2010

Ass Hammer 

1. The state of being such an asshole it's like the force of a hammer upon others
2. What one calls another that is a cheap camper in Halo or one that is cheap (see spawn kill)
3. One who is the giver of anal sex

1. Jesus he's such an ass hammer it's enervating
2. ADAM YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS HAMMER!
3. I was Cindy's ass hammer last night. *shrug*

Ass Hammer by Eric-GS3- August 26, 2006