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Spidey fucked 

Run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your cum pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. After cumming, yell "big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman", before throwing your fat ass out of the window.
"Hello, police, come quick, I've just been Spidey fucked!"
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weather fucked 

where you get screwed out of doing something because the weather outside sucks dick.
I really wanted to go fishing this weekend but i got weather fucked.

Sauce Fucked 

When you order food with a sauce you like and they put a different kind on or none at all. You have been sauce fucked.
Joe- Dude, I just ordered a bean burrito from taco bell with green sauce and they put red sauce on it!

Nick- Wow, dude, you just got sauce fucked.
Sauce Fucked by Duuuukaaaay May 1, 2009

Gut Fucked 

Normally shortened to GF'ed

the feeling you have when you have eaten too much... way past bloated

The feeling you have when you feel like a Beached Whale and then had just a bit more to eat.

Very common phrase after Christmas Lunch or after too much Thanksgiving turkey
Dude, I can't eat anything else I'm Gut Fucked

or when your parents/kids are around

I can't eat anything else I'm GF'ed
Gut Fucked by The original orgs September 19, 2010

nose fucked 

To have a man or woman continuously stick their nose in your vagina
My boyfriend came over and nose fucked me
nose fucked by Ric082 January 11, 2015

Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire

Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.
Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?

Fifty Shades of Fucked Up

When you see something strange as fuck
Last night I saw my neighbor naked and it was fifty shades of fucked up