snow cream

Ice cream made from fresh snow, so light and delicious as to be nearly impossible.

This is too good be snow cream! It's Jesus Spooge!

by Straif July 30, 2008

Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.

That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.

by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013

Creaking

Another word for masturbation.

"Mum, where is Oliver?"

"Oh! He's in his room, creaking."

by ethmic12 December 22, 2017

meaningless cream

Sexual Intercourse, usually after a long term relationship break-up, where the male settles for any pussy that he can get without wasting time, energy, emotion, or contraceptives. Love, Cuddling, and conversation are never factors.

Boyfriend:I miss Rachel...
Friend: Shut-up! Go get a meaningless cream

by JP$ September 30, 2003

canal cream

The lubricating fluid present within a woman's vagina when she is sexually aroused.

See cunt juice.

1. Besides, you get her going for some piss clit action and her canal cream is gonna have a stronger scent than the few drops of piss on her clit!

2. Canal cream FTW!

3. mmmmmm canal cream........... That's like some sort of Ice Cream flavor isn't it?

by Ghostwulfe July 4, 2005

cherry cream clash

when a chick is on her period so she sucks a dick and pretends to swallow but doesnt, then she goes to make out with him and spits it all out into his mouth so then u take the blood from her vagina and throw a clump of it at her face.repeating this act gives a cherry cream clash.having sperm and period blood everywhere.

Elsa spit zacks cum into his mouth so he got pissed and it resulted in a cherry cream clash.

by Adam JJ March 6, 2007

Cookie and Cream

Lapping up a thick milky (Vagina Cum) some women ejaculate during cunnilingus.

Her Cookie and Cream was all over His tongue as she Orgasmed, it was a bit thick and salty

by The Exterminator February 19, 2009