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by Bee in my bonnet August 15, 2009
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They start off by being sweet, innocent, good looking guys with charm.
As you get to know them they begin to talk to you less, and you begin Falling in love with them.
1. They begin telling you they were sleeping when you know they were out with friends late at night.
2. They begin saying 'AW' when you tell them that you love them and they laugh often about your serious 'I love you's' and give you lots of Hugs and call you their baby.
3. Girls start to tell you what actually is going on and the Cheater will tell you that she's just jealous.
Cheaters are assholes. So don't get involved with them. They break your heart into a million, billion, trillion pieces. But fuck them! They will get it coming to them someday.
They start off by being sweet, innocent, good looking guys with charm.
As you get to know them they begin to talk to you less, and you begin Falling in love with them.
1. They begin telling you they were sleeping when you know they were out with friends late at night.
2. They begin saying 'AW' when you tell them that you love them and they laugh often about your serious 'I love you's' and give you lots of Hugs and call you their baby.
3. Girls start to tell you what actually is going on and the Cheater will tell you that she's just jealous.
Cheaters are assholes. So don't get involved with them. They break your heart into a million, billion, trillion pieces. But fuck them! They will get it coming to them someday.
"Whatever, you don't even need him he's a fucking asshole and Cheaters have that Karma coming back at them!!!!!"
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A furry little man who has a gold tooth and a problem speaking English. The Cheat hangs around Strong Mad and Strong Bad being the third coolest guy around Homestar's world. The place that he goes alot of the time is Strongbadia, where he is not welcome. If you had to put The Cheat in not so many word I would say... Pikachu Gone Wrong!
Marzipan: "Homestar I think that bird is the Cheat!"
Homestar: "No way! The Cheat is a fine young man... That is an ugly bird!"
Homestar: "No way! The Cheat is a fine young man... That is an ugly bird!"
by Mike W August 19, 2003
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A derogatory term for a child rapist, specifically ones that participate in kidnapping, child pornography, sacrifice and sex trafficking ---*ahem*--- the ones that control the world.
Derived from the term "chester the molester".
Derived from the term "chester the molester".
"God, these fucking psychopathic chesters that visit bohemian grove really do call the shots. Hiding their evil crime syndicate behind fronts of churches, governments, political organizations, financial institutions, etc.. When will people follow the money and see what's really going on?"
by Squishyboo August 27, 2017
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Friends: We all took a shot while you were in the bathroom
Me: Fuckin Cheaters!
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Friend: I stole your game of pool when you weren't looking.
Me: Fuckin Cheater!
Me: Fuckin Cheaters!
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Friend: I stole your game of pool when you weren't looking.
Me: Fuckin Cheater!
by drdouglasp March 31, 2005
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