This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
Get the eating baked beans while watching cars twomug. from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
Get the i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with youmug. Naked Selfie. It started out as an autocorrect mistake. Naked was autocorrected to Baked. The term was then used constantly describe a naked selfie
by Mocheni Flago June 21, 2014
Get the Baked Selfiemug. by rvjeeprat December 1, 2018
Get the Shake'n Bakemug. by Baked Bird November 28, 2021
Get the BAKED BIRDmug. A word for a guy who tries to get a girl despiretly for one month.Then entirely fucking it up like he fucks up everythig.
by The sexy librarian May 14, 2018
Get the Bakemug. by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025
Get the Baking the Mickeymug.