bakeke

a bakeke is something very big that can not even fit in anything

your bakeke is way to big you need to cut it

by bakeke March 30, 2017

Bakewell Tart

After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.

For dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.

by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012

Bakered

Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.

Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.

by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010

baketease

1. verb: the act of making baked goods and allowing their delicious smells to fill the air but not sharing those baked goods with others.

2. noun: a person who baketeases, or a situation in which baketeasing has occurred.

1. Jen is so rude, she baketeased me last week! When I walked into her house it smelled like chocolate chip cookies, but she didn't offer me any.

2. Dude, I smell cake, and I'm hungry. Don't be a baketease- make sure to give me some of what you made.

by Pismo Pete May 28, 2007

Bakke Lift

to lift a girl up to your shoulders by her thighs and hold her there while you eat her out, rather than bending down. This feat requires unquantifiable strength, and is therefore considered quite manly. The Bakke Lift is best accomplished in the corner of a shower, where slippery walls and trigonometry can work to your advantage.

male: I need to start hitting the gym so that I can pull off the Bakke Lift.

female: I'm really looking forward to my date tonight. I heard he bakke-lifts on the first date.

by lg on duty July 24, 2009

BASEketball

AWSOME movie; see pig fucker

Hattie and I love BASEketball.

by Jezca January 21, 2003

Volcano Bakemeat

In the video walkthrough of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal made famous by popular YouTubers DeliciousCinnamon, the player's mother's oven is called, or is used for cooking a delicacy known as Volcano Bakemeat. The original translation from the actual Pokemon Crystal is "Cinnabar Volcano Burger". The recipie for Volcano Bakemeat is a mystery, as is Kuang Steak, however it is rumoured that steak, bean and chedr are key ingredients. It is not advised to use pizza or jelly in the cooking process, as that would be considered trashy.

A ADEPT ARRANGING

FOR MOTHER
VOLCANO BAKEMEAT

by Sofiz Jackson June 21, 2011