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Two Hand Touch

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.
Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"
by KillerDolphin23 June 16, 2020
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touché

An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.
-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!

-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.

-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.
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Cheese Touch

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.
Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.
by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011
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Touche

Touche/Toulche- (Pronounced toe-chay/tol-chay) to know and be in agreement with a friend or other person(s) on a particular subject. Often used instead of "I know you know what I'm thinking and I'm thinking the same as you"
*Some one walks by that you and your best mate would both find really attractive.*

You- Touche?
Friend- Most deffinately Touche.

(Thought shared: "Man, s/he's really, really good looking" or "I'd like to tap that right, left and center.")
by Shake-The-Disease August 25, 2005
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Touch

an inane gesture of 'touchin fists' designed to court favour amongst strangers, particularly when engaged upon by faux urban 'YOOF' residing in Dulwich.
"Awright me man, a what you whippin up?! TOUCH. "(hold out fist limply and squint

a sez umm
by carbz October 20, 2003
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ipod touch

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.
Iflock
because you cant think for yourself

ipod touch
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touch wood

"Do not touch wood from that pig"
by Ampuero December 10, 2006
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