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1. Apples that are crappy (i.e., wormy, mealy or otherwise not good). 2. contraction crab + apples. 3. Apples that are wrapped with commercial caramel sheets and microwaved. (These are good and not like definition #1).
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Bobbing for crapples
Bobbing for crapples by Seanito69 July 24, 2018
Bobbing for Crapples
This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.
Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?
Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
Bobbing for Crapples by Stoney69 June 19, 2019
holy crip its a crapple
when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair
holy crip its a crapple by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009
Crapple
A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.
Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.
Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.
Crapple by Gandalf20000 January 30, 2010