when someone touches a rotten moldy cheese, and is therefore contaminated forever by it.
"Look how ugly Donovan is. He must have gotten Cheese touch."

"Cheese Touch sure did get the best of Rosie O' Donnel. Yuck"
by RaspyRory January 18, 2009
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When you fart and then touch someone, and say Cheese Touch, the only way to protect yourself from it is to cross your fingers if you are a girl, if you are a boy, put your two fingers together.
The origins come from "cutting cheese".

Tori had a gnarly fart so she walked over to Angelo who had his fingers straight...and Nini, who was crossing her fingers, so Tori couldn't pass on her Cheese Touch. But Mauricio, didn't know about Cheese Touch, so Tori infected him with it. And he died.
by DeadFlapjackSafari May 15, 2010
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verb- an excuse to randomly hit someone
*see someone you realy dont like* *hit them* CHEESE TOUCH!!
by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010
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Cheese Touch: Noun; state of being:

When an uncircumcised person touches you, you get this.
“Bro did you hear that Mo gave Jackson the cheese touch the other day?”

“Haha bro thats so gross”
by lasaga September 25, 2019
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Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.
Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.
by Cunt, The Exalted November 13, 2011
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Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!
Greg has The Cheese Touch
by Stetard March 23, 2020
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A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.
Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"
by Megladonrider August 18, 2020
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