free-spirited

A nice way of calling someone a slut. The labeled person, either a male or female, has a "free spirit" and thus is not grounded by society's disapproval of having several sexual partners. Also referred to as free.

I agree with you that Laurie is attractive and might make a nice girlfriend, but, uh, how should I put this...she's very free-spirited.

free-spirited by Michael J. M. February 22, 2005

spiritual eyesore 

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

spiritual eyesore by thurb January 1, 2021

SpriteCranberry.net

Best website ever. go on it for a big surprise :)

Me: Yo Go to SpriteCranberry.net
Friend: Damn thats cool.

SpriteCranberry.net by friendly neighborhood maman December 5, 2019

suppository spritzer 

n/v.
A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.

Dude I found some hippos, wanna suppository spritzer these fags?

So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.

suppository spritzer by Itchy Lips February 20, 2009

nudist sprite 

A small or elusive supernatural being; an elf or pixie, in this case a naked one.
or;
an extremly hot girl.

boy 1; dude look at that nudist sprite over there.
boy 2; i'd tap that.

nudist sprite by the naked sprite August 5, 2009

spritecranberry.net

I AM WARNING YOU DONT GO ON THAT WEBSITE

ok boomer 😤🤪🤮💀

ewww spritecranberry.net is gross

spritecranberry.net by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

spiritual moment 

Taking a break after dragging wood out of river because stupid people cut the tree down wrong.

Westminster Woods work trip sitting on a pile of sticks. " Lets have a spirtual moment"

spiritual moment by Emily, Katrina February 20, 2005