A link to a website that made people believe they’d get a free cranberry flavoured sprite, but just like 2 girls 1 cup, goatsy and many more, they were instead greeted by a disgusting video of someone fingering a dog to make it shit on their finger
by I_like_green October 25, 2022
by friendly neighborhood maman December 05, 2019
Hey Billy Mays here. Have you ever felt thirsty, but don't want some boring water? Well go on spritecranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry. But hurry fast after you order you get another one free.
by KinkyBagel November 08, 2019
by Big dick shay November 16, 2019
The only website where you can order a Sprite Cranberry free of charge. They pay for the sodas through a shit ton of ad revenue.
John: I'm kinda thirsty
John: *goes to spritecranberry.net*
John: *receives an unopened can of Sprite Cranberry on his porch a day later*
John: *goes to spritecranberry.net*
John: *receives an unopened can of Sprite Cranberry on his porch a day later*
by SpaghettoPounder November 10, 2019
Spritecranberry is a new shock site fad which shares the same baiting principle as many other shock sites (goatse, tubgirl). Occasionally this link will be thrown around inside a comment thread, with many people trying to persuade others into clicking the link in promise of a free sprite cranberry. Those who click on the link will be redirected to a disgusting video of a person cleaning the inside of a dog's anal glands. Gross, but still nowhere near as nasty as the OG goatse.cx.
Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.
Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.
Troll: Hey guys, go to spritecranberry.net to receive your free can of sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2019
Boris: Hmmm... I'm kinda thirsty. I want something like a Sprite Cranberry
Bjorn: Just go to spritecranberry.net
Boris: Thank you so much
Bjorn: Just go to spritecranberry.net
Boris: Thank you so much
by communist pineapple December 13, 2019