Hey Billy Mays here. Have you ever felt thirsty, but don't want some boring water? Well go on spritecranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry. But hurry fast after you order you get another one free.
by KinkyBagel November 8, 2019
The only website where you can order a Sprite Cranberry free of charge. They pay for the sodas through a shit ton of ad revenue.
John: I'm kinda thirsty
John: *goes to spritecranberry.net*
John: *receives an unopened can of Sprite Cranberry on his porch a day later*
John: *goes to spritecranberry.net*
John: *receives an unopened can of Sprite Cranberry on his porch a day later*
by SpaghettoPounder November 10, 2019
Spritecranberry is a new shock site fad which shares the same baiting principle as many other shock sites (goatse, tubgirl). Occasionally this link will be thrown around inside a comment thread, with many people trying to persuade others into clicking the link in promise of a free sprite cranberry. Those who click on the link will be redirected to a disgusting video of a person cleaning the inside of a dog's anal glands. Gross, but still nowhere near as nasty as the OG goatse.cx.
Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.
Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.
Troll: Hey guys, go to spritecranberry.net to receive your free can of sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2019
Boris: Hmmm... I'm kinda thirsty. I want something like a Sprite Cranberry
Bjorn: Just go to spritecranberry.net
Boris: Thank you so much
Bjorn: Just go to spritecranberry.net
Boris: Thank you so much
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