Swamp Minge

Gamer girl or body type 2 ! Has a very sweaty crotch after a good gaming session!

Phawww boys you should smell my swamp minge! Might bottle and sell if only only hams !

by Sausages342 September 4, 2022

Winter Minge

When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it

I gave my boyfriend a winter minge

by TheHuntersAce December 20, 2022

broad-minded

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.

Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023

young minded bigotry

When a little boy tries to insult a Jewish person by calling them a "Bacon Burger", because their young dumb mind thought it was an insult at their Koscher diet.

Adolescent: "Screw you Ben! You damn Bacon Burger!"

Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."

by WrangledTangler May 22, 2023

Matrix Minded

Only being able to repeat opinions and viewpoints which are fed to someone through television, news or school. Rather than having actual opinions and viewpoints from independent and/or critical thought.

“Is your friend still wearing a mask when going to the shop?” ”Yeah he’s completely matrix minded.”

“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”

by Jplz June 16, 2023

Open Minded

JFK

What did the Italian Carcano M91/38 say to JFK , "You gotta be more open minded"

by Im/Him190 May 3, 2023

Ell minded

People who pronounce the sound "il" like "el"

Ex. Ellegal

Person 1: I love Ellinois
Person 2: *pulls out a fucking shotgun* you ell minded worgjhlaiwr;filaerhguwre.ghapeurhflusdhflishgiulareghsluaerghlesurghsufgilsuerglghlseiruh

by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023