hipster

Derogatory term used by (usually) fat, ugly, chronically insecure idiots who have a preference for mor and pseudo-"alternative" musics such as Nickelback etc., reality TV, and sexual repression. Commonly describes individuals who inspire jealously in these boring middle-class twats because they creatively avoid full-time work, are not afraid to be different, and (usually) have taste. As there is no "hipster" ideology as such this term could be applied to a miriad of different groups who may offend any number of social conventions. Interestingly, the word is derived from the Wolof (Senegalese) word "hipi" meaning "to open one's eyes" or "be aware", and was introduced into English through slavery, as "hipster" slaves developed their own language in order to communicate behind the backs of their masters. Current hatred of "hipsters" is rooted in a desire for control and conformity: slavery to a boring middle-class consumerist existence.

Boring Middle Class Twat 1: "Wanna do something interesting tonight?"
Boring Middle Class Twat 2: "Let's go to the mall."
Boring Middle Class Twat 1: "Yes, that sounds interesting."

by Erkin Koray January 29, 2005

HIPSTER

Despite the intent - a total commoner. All the attributes have previously been described. These are the "penguins" of modern youth culture. The real artists and musicians don't generally have much time to be "seen" at bars and coffeehouses.

I really don't care about your 3-chord music, hipster.

by ebato February 19, 2007

hipster

Most of these definitions appear to be written by people with a great dislike of so called hipters. What little group were you excluded from that made you so bitter? These are not really definitions, but diatribres. The three paragraph rants about a percieved stereotype seem a bit extreme and obsessive. Kids like to have fun with fasion. They always have. Let them have their fun. It's part of growing up. No matter what you do you are adhering to some cultural conformity. Pick your fashion, enjoy it and shut up.

I hate hipters because they think they're better than me, I know they do because it's what I think. Just look at them with their hipster haircuts and tight jeans. Why don't hipsters just dress like "normal" people, mainstream music rules, I love Clay Aikins and P. diddy.

by guy smiley 888 October 10, 2006

Hamster Sex

The art of hamster fucking

Nghia Loves him some hamster sex.

Nghia crammed his dick in the hamster so hard, the hamster nearly exploded.

by Shouji August 31, 2006

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005

hamster

Slang term for blacks in a jailhouse.

Look at all dem hamsters in the cage.

by Moe Foe March 19, 2005

hipster

anyone who is more of a hipster than you are.

I don't want to go to the Cha Cha Lounge, it's full of hipsters.

by Mildred Snood October 11, 2010