dick-barreled

When a bro takes another bro down with him.

yo, check out that guy's pants...they're so tight. you just got dick-barreled, son

by john mouseguy March 28, 2011

DiCocco

The last name of an Italian G. Any one with this last name likes to party, drink, and has a lot of sex with hot girls. DiCocco is a great friend to everyone, funny, and someone who is just fun to be around.

Going to a party with DiCocco tonight. That guy gets so much ass.

Lucky! I wish i had a friend like that.

by Origianl_G July 14, 2011

dick mumbler

A person who speaks in an unintelligible manner, as if they had a dick in their mouth while trying to speak.

Dispatch- medic 23 please befurpt krigistly napkalan, priority 2. Crew - what did that dick mumbler just say?

by Frustrated EMT August 12, 2017

dick depression

Being emotionally conflicted because of the lack of dick or sexual activity, can affect social and academic life.

I didnt bother doing my homework last night because of my dick depression.

by Sandy squarepants October 3, 2017

Dick Sick

When the dick is so good that your mind literally cannot function normally for several days to weeks after intercourse. symptoms include blushed cheeks, muddled thoughts, poor decisions are guaranteed. moments of complete brain fog and daydreaming of said dick replaces all logical thought.

Bitch can't hold a thought, but she can hold that cock. why cause shes dick sick

by Naudia Sullivan May 14, 2019

Dick Wheel

Acting like a dick at a perpetual and constantly cyclical rate.

Goofus:...So bro, I try to zip up my pants and I trip over her middle school diploma rolled up on the floor and then her dad busts in the room acting like someone broke into the place. So I wipe my dick off on the drapes and tuck myself into my pants and ask him what the bummer was!? He was completely harshing our mellow! I had to try and settle him down, letting him know how uncool it was to cockblock his own daughter, but he wasn't having it and said I had to leave! He kept on saying how he recognized me from his 20 year high school reunion and all this old dude shit. This went on for about an hour and he was just acting like a complete dick bro, like it just went in circles on and on and on. Like, its as if his dicky-ness were spokes on a bike wheel. And instead of bike spokes they were dicks. Like a wagon-wheel but like a Dick Wheel bro. You feel me?

Gallant: ...it takes everything in me to not call your Parole Officer on an hourly basis

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

Bro dick fetish

When one heterosexual guy talks about his heterosexual friend's penis so much that it borderlines becoming an obsession.

I know Brandon is hung, but Joey wont stop talking about his dick. He totally has a bro dick fetish.

by Rj Brosshart June 8, 2011