UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool) 

Someone who spends countless hours trolling urbandictionary.com, memorizing a plethora of phrases and spends an inordinate amount of time plotting how to casually slip them into daily conversation while claiming all the credit

Kyle: Damn its a march of dimes in here homes!

Phil to Scott: Man that Kyle is such a UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool).

UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool) by Bochonic July 14, 2009

Weight Room Tool 

man/woman at the gym who always seems to be lifting, working out, etc. While in front of a mirror admiring themselves. At times grunting, and doing other things to draw attention to themself and their "ripped physique"
Often wearing sleeveless shirt or tight clothing.

Guy 1 : ARGH!!! I'm gettin a serious pump curling these 75s mike, my biceps feel totally destroyed. Can you tell? Let's go by that group of women near the mirror and we can all watch me kill my biceps some more.

Guy 2:Lewis are you fucking douche? Fucking weight room tool

Weight Room Tool by str8dipped July 3, 2010

Uncool Tool 

A really fucking queer ass fag. Duh.

Ive seen some pretty gay people in my life, but you sure are being one uncool tool tonight.

Uncool Tool by Stevie Y December 3, 2004

wompy tool 

your hand (it makes you wompy)

I just cut open my wompy tool with a butterfly knife!

wompy tool by blaise June 15, 2003

Olympic tool 

Super duper toolbag

"Damn rossi, your an olympic tool "

Olympic tool by Sammmmthegreatest August 20, 2008

power tool 

A particular variety of tool who holds or seeks positions of power just for the sake of holding power itself, frequently found in politics and corporate upper management or executive positions.

The more I hear about that guy running for Senate, the more he looks like a power tool who's only in it for status and influence.

Our new metaboss is such a power tool; I hope he keeps climbing the ladder just so we won't have to deal with him for long.

power tool by Monseignore Laszlo August 6, 2010

hockey tool 

Commonly identified by sporting a "flow" (an extremely stupid hairstyle in which the back hair is allowed to grow freely to the point where it flows back up towards the head before the onset of the much feared mullet), and an offensively colored polo shirt with its collar popped, a hockey tool is perhaps one of the worst breeds of highschool tools. One may find them more frequently in the northeast, with the highest concentration in New England Prep Schools.

Hockey tools have a total disregard for decent people and prefer to prey on the "popular" pretty girls one or two grades below, a perversion whose enormity is amplified by the tools' age, which is usually at least one year greater than everyone else in their grade. Hockey tools also have the uncanny ability to constantly perform poorly in academics, despite their occupation of the easiest classes, and to still get into top colleges and universites.

In sum, hockey tools are a scourge upon the earth and serve as their only purpose to play a sport only Canadians care about and to degrade the moral and social fibers of society

That 20 year old hockey tool is hitting on a freshman!

hockey tool by smurph268 August 13, 2006