retard

To hold back or hinder.

To much suger will retard your growth

by Bluexiii January 6, 2007

Awkward Retarded Dinosaur

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosaurus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by fringe characters Jade and Lukalicious during the TV show 'Psych'

When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward retarded dinosaur in conjunction with a "wooof"

The 'woooof' can be replaced with any farmyard animal sound that indicates the awkward dinosaur is too retarded to know what sound it should make

variations include "awkward retarded crocodile" (accompanied by a crocodile hand gesture that has jaws that do not allign when closed)

question: "Hey guys knock knock?"
response: "I fucking hate those jokes"

*crickets chirping*

passer by: "awkward retarded dinosaur...wooooof" with awkward dinosaur gesture creates laughter.

by benjamin e August 8, 2010

flogging a retarded horse

To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.

'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'

by The New Musicologist March 24, 2009

Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

Retarded butterfly

When You go to wipe yourself but you piss a little on your hand or arm.

Rikki: Dude I accidently peed a little on my hand!

Twiggy: Eww you, retarded butterflyed all over yourself! Dont touch me!

by Rikkijk February 18, 2011

Retarded Urban Dictionary editors

The reason why your definition is not published onto Urban Dictionary

1 new message!

Urban Dictionary - Travelin' Band was not published

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

Are you kidding me!?!?! WTF!? Another one??? Why are Retarded Urban Dictionary editors taking over Urban Dictionary? I am also hearing stories from my friends complaining about how their definitions are rejected.

by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011

Politically Retarded

Someone who only believes what their political party says and won’t believe anything else despite how common sense it might be.

Mary thinks that all men don’t have penises because some famous liberal told her so. When a biologist tried telling her what science says, she screamed. Mary is politically retarded.

by Kingsmith3 July 17, 2020