fag muffin

when you're blowing another guy, but he's kind of tubby and your head bounces off of his gut involuntarily.

I love you, but when I'm sucking your penis, your fag muffin gives me whiplash.

by mistuh F July 3, 2010

Muffin top

when a person is so fat that some fat rolls over the top of their pants. it is women and MEN TOO!

if your fat rolls over stretchy pants then you are REALLY REALLY FAT and you really need to lose that muffin top.

by lrn_strn15 January 5, 2010

cunt-muffin

1. A slang term for a fuck buddy!

2. If you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she's the girl that gives you what you want.

3. Something to call someone if they start irritating you. Or just a word to call someone because it's funny. nice to put half baked before it.

1. Yo zack, sheniqua is my cunt-muffin!

2. That Ethan kid over there is a half baked cunt-muffin!

by cody October 15, 2004

muffinesque

Similar to a muffin. Muffin like. Strongly having to do with Muffins.

The texture of this pizza dough is muffinesque

by Muffin Boy June 29, 2004

spud muffin

A plain or pudgy dude who fancies himself to be a real ladies man.

Why do I attract all the spud muffins?

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

Blueberry slut muffin

A girl who displays whorish behavior.

Did you hear that she had sex with 3 guys last night what a blueberry slut muffin!

by Guns aka gunslinger April 30, 2010

Muffin Pants

This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!

OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.

Yeah thats a muffin pants

by Sam June 26, 2004