Muffin top

when a person is so fat that some fat rolls over the top of their pants. it is women and MEN TOO!

if your fat rolls over stretchy pants then you are REALLY REALLY FAT and you really need to lose that muffin top.

by lrn_strn15 January 06, 2010

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT!

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco!

a Mexican man was texting his american friend he said "that was so funny that ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT". his friend says " what does ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! mean?" he replies " it means Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco!"

by lrn_strn15 November 23, 2010

vampires suck

the most awesome movie out! makes twilight look like crap! if you haven't seen it your missing out!

person 1: you want to see twilight?

person 2: are you crazy vampires suck is way better!

by lrn_strn15 September 06, 2010