hail mary text

A text message sent as a final act of desperation before accepting the person isn't interested in you

girl: He hasn't responded to me the past two weeks, but I'll send a hail mary text just to be sure

by Regina__Phalange December 5, 2016

The Mary Jane Brothers.

A secret, exclusive group of intelligent, very attractive young men who meet to drink alcohol, smoke high grade marijuana and ponder the meaning of life amongst other key philosophical matters which only they can decide upon how to fix using their own brand of pot head infused mayhem.
Last known members of this secret society were Gin Man, Captain Pot-head, Munch, Sketch, O.D, J.D, Stiffy, Dr. Green and part-time member O.D - 182.
They have also been known to have 'mad' freestyle rap 'skillz'.

(This exclusive man club is in no way affiliated with anything Spiderman related).

Man i was sooo hammered last night, but nothing compared to those guys from The Mary Jane Brothers.

by JD (MJB) August 2, 2012

hail mary pass

A pass made at someone in a last desperate attempt to win their heart

After repeated rejections, Ken made a hail Mary pass at Meghan who'd already told him she'd rather drink battery acid than go out with him. hail Mary, desperate attempt, forlorn effort, last ditch try

by Michaeladt April 30, 2016

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.

Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

by Barry Shaazaaam November 4, 2010

Uncle Mary

A gay person, who may or may not be out, and actively works against the interests of the LBGT community. Like an Uncle Tom for the gays, he will go along with the conservative right wing rather than growing a pair and standing up for himself and others like him. Exhibiting high self deception, he's acting overly anti-gay to avert suspicion that he is gay. Often applied to a politician.

By voting against every gay friendly piece of legislation he could, Larry Craig outed himself as Uncle Mary.

The California State Senator caught driving while intoxicated when leaving a gay bar with a male passenger, Roy Ashburn, is a sad Uncle Mary.

by chucki March 10, 2010

flashback mary

too much powder. also a glorious twitter meme.

hi sisters! today we are gonna skip powder in our makeup tutorial because well...flashback mary.

by cloutcoins May 15, 2018

st mary's cbgs

Shithole. Beware of this one. Pedophiles and horny classroom assistants are around every corner

West Belfast, Glen Road, St mary's cbgs

by iambatmanorami November 22, 2013