Martin

A name of man

Martin is a good man

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Martied

Verb - To be such a d-bag to be ousted from a group.

He (she) pissed me off so bad I Martied him (her)!

by Urban Dictionary Legend Jr. December 1, 2021

Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

Martin Aringo

Good looking Asian Filo guy. He's a rice lover and rice picker. Need a Rice daddy then hook him up.

Martin Aringo pooped on William Thiha cause he's the better Asian

by JustAHotAsianGuy;) May 1, 2023

Martavois

Extremely kind and thoughtful, patient and loving. Goes above and beyond to make sure you feel special. Very smart and an ok chess player.

Martavois will sweep you off of your feet and finesse you out of your clothes.

by IsaG May 12, 2023

Slippery Martha

(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.

"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"

"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"

by Slippery Martha Master June 4, 2009

shit martini

Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.

Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.

(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee

(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!

by Kronen V May 7, 2010