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Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure
Ahh here he is father alan
by Dieinafire October 7, 2019
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father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure
Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti
by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019
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Father

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.
by Aristomenis November 16, 2019
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father

Boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Farterize

The act of farting up a room, covers, the inside of a car, etc.
I need to go home and farterize my new sheets.
by Lucius Atkinson November 25, 2019
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Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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Father Fister

A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.
Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.
by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020
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