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faternity 

A group of people, usually overweight, in college, and have set rules and guidelines in order to be members of a faternity. Usually consisting, of using framps, eating regimens, exercise guidelines, diet plans, etc.
"Damn Lenny, you should join our faternity, we are electing a new lunch special supervisor next week."
faternity by pandajoi January 18, 2005
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Faternity 

A society at American universities for obese cunts.
Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...
Faternity by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

faternity 

a bunch of guys jerking off on a cracker, the last one to come has to eat the cracker.
Ed: We just did a faternity, im still hungry
faternity by Terezza December 25, 2018

Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
Faternity leave by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Fraternity Girl 

College girl of questionable morals or intelligence, who dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle for Frat boys.
You better glove up before you shag Allison, she's a Fraternity Girl.
Fraternity Girl by MomFatale September 29, 2011

Paternity Fraud 

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.
A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.
Paternity Fraud by Dryhumor September 9, 2009

Fraternity 

A group of pretentious college boys who pay a ton of money to relive their high school glory days by date-raping girls, childishly excluding others who are different, and bullying their new members in the name of "brotherhood."
Girl: Why would you want to join a fraternity? They're all assholes.
Guy: I dunno, it might be fun.
Girl: Yeah, if you like being hazed and paying for fake friends.
Guy: ...On second thought, I think I'm good.
Fraternity by SeZSEU August 6, 2016
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